What are you 4 & 1/2?

Today I called my wife from work to see how things were going, & I just wanted to hear her voice, & she told me she was cleaning out the boy’s closet. I’m thinking uh oh glad I’m not home. Then she starts telling me about David our 5 yr old. First he won't wear any cartoon character shirts to school, because he says they make fun of him, which I was telling J the other day & J said “what are you 4 ½.” It was funny well this morning David has a jacket that Mike our 12 yr old used to wear, yes a hand me down, well it has all the Mickey Mouse & the gang playing football, but he will not wear it because his friends will sit in back of him, & will see it. LOL, My wife starts to tell me that David thinks he is so cool or what. She is waiting for me to tell her to tell David to wear it, so she said she was going to give away the jacket, but David said no he will wear around the house. Too funny he always wears cartoon character shirts, but no Mickey Mouse please, LOL. Only around the house. I don’t know what to tell this kid if he wants to freeze then so be it, he has other windbreakers, but are very thin, but it has the Dallas Cowboys Logo on it so he will wear that. Just thought I would share a little humor about David.