Thursday, October 15, 2009

The Ducks

Three women die together in an accident

and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says,

'We only have one rule here in heaven:
don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough,

there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,

and although they try their best to avoid them,

the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says,

'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'


The next day,

the second woman steps accidentally on a duck

and along comes St. Peter,

who doesn't miss a thing.

With him is another extremely ugly man.

He chains them together

with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and,

not wanting to be chained
for all eternity to an ugly man, is very,

VERY careful where she steps...

She manages to go months

without stepping on any ducks,

but

one day St.Peter comes up to her

with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on

.... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.





St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says,

'I wonder what I did to deserve being
chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says,

'I don't know about you,

but I stepped on a
duck.

Wallbanger's Joke of the Day, Got my attention.

The boss was concerned that his employees weren’t giving him enough respect, so he tried the old fashioned method of persuasion: He brought in a sign that said “I’m the Boss” and taped it to his door. After lunch, he noticed someone had taped another note under his. “Your wife called. She wants her sign back!”

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Making a Friend

The other day we went to Mikes baseball game, & of course David went dressed up in his Dodgers uniform. He then met this little boy dunno what his name was, but David told me that the baby wanted to play. So then I told him why he didn't play with him, he ended up telling me he didn't want to hurt him. I told him just to make friends, you never know you might need someone to play with someday, & someone will be there. So he ended up making a friend, he was also teaching this little boy how to catch, & throw.
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Traveling On

This September we moved our friends from Jennings, Louisiana to Odem, TX. Here we are in the King Ranch
Sharing the view, really high off the ground
As we come to the check point, getting ready to say American City (Adri), lol
The line wasn't so bad we had a great trip, we were in a big eighteen wheeler.
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Danger


This sign is on the way to South Padre Island, TX, this sign went up a few years ago. They went up when 911 happened a barge hit the Bridge, Causeway whatever you want to call it, this barge hit the bridge, & some people died due to the lack of a piece of the bridge. When you would come upon it, it was dark when this happened, people would just plummet to there death. The danger has always been there, but not till the bridge got hit these signs went up. A whole system went on the bridge where if there is a piece of the bridge missing it will turn the flashing lights on so you wont fall to your death. Like everything else, how many times have we passed through here with no care about it, we seemed to forget what happened, until we see these light up then you will remember. Likewise we see signs of Jesus talking to us, what do we do about it. Does HE have to turn those lights on in your life to remember what HE did for you, or have you forgotten. The danger of you going to hell has always been there, the danger of not serving Jesus has always been there, do we have to wait on God to get our attention. HE loves you HE died for you, How have you thanked HIM today, Love is an action, you show it. How have you Loved Jesus today? Will you be in your place when the doors of the house of God are open or where will you be?
HE is waiting your lights have been turned on they are flashing, Danger, Danger, Christianity is in Danger friend, Your Christianity is in Danger. Lets serve Jesus, Lets Love HIM, Lets show HIM how much we love HIM, HE showed us on that day on the cross, Christian its your time to shoe HIM you Love HIM.
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Olympian


When frisbee golf makes it to the olympics this is the guy they will make the 4th place trophy out of. With this pose, & the face of determination its a for sure thing.
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Frisbee Golf anyone

My friend J introduced me to a fun game named Frisbee golf, but he threw his into the trees I was trying to take a picture of him in the trees, but all I got was crack.
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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

You have not because you ask not.

Well I am in charge sort of, of making a Fall Festival for our church so if you could pray if the LORD will burden you heart for some donations of any sort it will be greatly appreciated. We are making this festival the 24Th of October, so if you can help please do so, some times i feel overwhelmed, but I know HE is able to help, guide, & provide. Here is what is on my list.

Ducks (not real ducks) for Duck Pond, Dunno where to get them.

A pond which i will use a kiddie pool of some sort if you have one great if not the church will have to buy one.

Dixie cups for taste testing the chili for The Men's Chili Contest all men please participate even the teens. Your participation is greatly appreciated

Bean Bags (3) for the Bean bag toss i will have to build something so they can toss it at.

Darts (6) for the dart throwing booth.

Balloons for the dart throwing booth.

Softballs (3) for the softball toss.

Footballs (2) for football toss booth.

Plywood's, also 2 x4's to build the booth.

small tire for football toss.

Sacks (2) for sack race.

ribbons 2 of each 1st, 2ND, & 3rd place for the chili contest & the bake a cake contest for the ladies.

roll of tickets (1) to give to the kids out when they play games to use to put people in the Jail (horse Trailer might be surprises in there, he he). They have to beg people passing by to bail them out whatever someone paid to get you in (in tickets) that is how many tickets you have to beg for, he he.

Make fliers for festival.

Each person involved will have to bring candy for there booths to give out to the kiddos.

Please help me pray everything goes good, & we have a good time, everyone welcome to come.
Whatever we cant supply the church will buy. We are not doing this for money no money will be involved in this. Just good fun I am thinking of taking my round Weber grill & taking the legs off to have like a camp fire to make some SMORES. We will have a Scavenger hunt at 4PM this will kick start the festival. I will also cook some burger & dogs on the grill. Oh & Sis. Kim will be getting us our T-Shirts for all those involved. Gonna be fun so please really pray about this, Thanks.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

What about Mike?

Today after some great fellowship after church, we went to Denny's for dinner. Well as we were leaving Mike & I were talking about his skateboard, & I told him to throw it in the back of the truck not in the truck, so he does that. Then he tries to get into the truck when David was on that side, because he fell in the parking lot, so I got mad at him, & send him to the truck. Well Mike decides to go around the truck to the other side, & me not knowing he went around the other side, I just heard a door close so I thought he was in, so I take off, LOL. Then I hear David say, "What about Mike?", I pay no attention to him, then again David says, "What about Mike?, then I hear my wife say something about Mike, then I look in the mirror, & I see Mike with his hands in the air like, hey you forgot me, LOL. It was so funny we laughed all the way home, & then some. Thanks for the laughs Mike, & me for forgetting my son, LOL., Thank Jesus I didn't run over him though.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Joshua

Joshua Intro

Joshua in battle

As the Lord Jesus has allowed me to do a study on Joshua, it has been fun. I have always has a interest in Joshua's life, just the fact that he was Moses right hand man I would love to be that for my pastor or any preacher or missionary if I could be of any help to anyone I will do it. I have been doing this study for 2 Sundays already,& it has been going great, the kids are interested well at least seem like it. I told them this past Sunday I wish I could have 2 hours to teach, & with teaching comes a bit of preaching so it is all good. Joshua was the assistant,& successor of Moses. Joshua means, "Jehovah is Salvation". Jehovah is the name of God most frequently used in the Hebrew scriptures. Joshua's original name was Oshea found in numbers 13:8 Of the tribe of Ephraim , Oshea son of Nun. Joshua's father was Nun who was the son of Elishama who was the head of the tribe of Ephraim. The name Nun means fish, so I guess Nun would be a better name than fish. Joshua in battle, in the bible Joshua is first mentioned as the victorious commander of the Isrealites in their battle against the Amelikites at Rephidim. In Exodus 17: 8-13 Then came Amelek, and fought with Isreal in Rephidim. 9. And Moses said unto Joshua, Choose us out men, and go out, fight with Amalek: to morrow I will stand on the top of the hill with the rod of God in mine hand. 10. So Joshua did as Moses had said to him, and fought with Amalek: and Moses, Aaron, and Hur went to the top pf the hill.. 11. and it came to pass, when Moses held up his hand, that Israel prevailed: and when he let his hand down, Amalek prevailed. 12. But Moses' hands were heavy; and they took a stone, and put it under him, and he sat thereon; and Aaron and Hur stayed up his hands the one on one side, and the other on the other side; and his hands were steady until the going down of the sun. 13. And Joshua discomfited Amalek and his people with the edge of the sword. It is so wonderful how the bible is all tied up, to every story.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Ready to go

My truck back from the shop.
Company cook out mmmmm
How bout some ribs.
Aiden showed up for the food.
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My Little Brother

Manuel Gerardo De Leon, a.k.a. Manny trying to sport off his mo-hawk
Dunno why my mom lets him do this, but then again i was also allowed to do all sort of things.
Here I am at a job site at a Dollar General installina their referigerator for their dairy product.
Dewalt drill baby.
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